CHOCOLATE THAT LOVES YOU BACK

Taking care of your health doesn’t have to be a chore. We believe that wellness should feel like a treat, not a task. That’s why we’ve crafted the most effective solutions for everyday health, in the most indulgent way. No need to choose between what works and what you enjoy—our functional chocolates offer both.

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new FUNCTIONAL CARE PACKS

Our Functional Chocolate Care Packs make wellness both easy and indulgent. Crafted with ethically sourced dark chocolate and botanicals, these packs offer a delicious way to care for your well-being. Whether you're treating yourself or someone special, the perfect blend of flavors and function awaits.
  • Health Realities Care Pack

    Health Realities Care Pack

    $28.99 Sale price $31.49
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  • Menopause Care Pack

    Menopause Care Pack

    $28.99 Sale price $31.49
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  • Mind & Mood Care Pack

    Mind & Mood Care Pack

    $28.99 Sale price $31.49
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  • PMS Care Pack

    PMS Care Pack

    $28.99 Sale price $31.49
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FUNCTIONAL CHOCOLATE BARS

Naturally vegan and gluten-free, Functional Chocolate bars combine rich dark chocolate with botanicals to address everyday health needs—like sleep, energy, focus, stress, PMS, menopause, and libido. Each bar has six pieces, perfect for mixing and matching, letting you find the right wellness blend for any moment.
  • Painfree Chocolate

    Painfree Chocolate

    $7.89
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  • Sleepy Chocolate

    Sleepy Chocolate

    $7.89
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  • Carefree Chocolate

    Carefree Chocolate

    $7.89
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  • Sexy Chocolate

    Sexy Chocolate

    $7.89
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  • Hot Chocolate

    Hot Chocolate

    $7.89
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  • Rhythm Chocolate

    Rhythm Chocolate

    $7.89
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  • Brainy Chocolate

    Brainy Chocolate

    $7.89
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  • Energy Chocolate

    Energy Chocolate

    $7.89
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BUILD A BUNDLE & sAVE

Mix and match six or more functional chocolate bars and get 5% off. Want more savings? Bundle and Subscribe for 15% off! Personalize your wellness routine by choosing the bars that fit your needs and enjoy delicious, effective support every day.

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