Distractions abound in everyday life, pulling our concentration in countless directions. When you need to get your head back in the game, Brainy Chocolate is the solution.
Purposeful chocolate formulations with botanicals & clinically researched ingredients to tastefully address everyday health realities
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Distractions abound in everyday life, pulling our concentration in countless directions. When you need to get your head back in the game, Brainy Chocolate is the solution.
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Take a moment to indulge in the sweet taste of health with this Natural Vanilla crème brûlée treat
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Control the chaos, be carefree and own your peace with this refreshing mint truffle bar.
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Don’t let PMS symptoms hold you back. Enjoy the sweet taste of health with this chocolate ginger snap treat.
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Pop open this Champagne and Berry bar to enjoy the sweet taste of healthy desire.
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Our Chocolates
The Functional Chocolate Company® curated confectionary creations are designed to work synergistically with our bodies, spirits and lifestyles to solve everyday realities – cramps, stress, hot flashes and so much more.
Our indulgent chocolate bars feature sustainably sourced ingredients crafted to be inclusive of many common lifestyle, diet and health considerations. Now chocolate does more than ever before.
Our Fair Trade chocolate comes from a co-op of small farmers across South America. We expertly pair each condition specific formulation with a curated flavor profile, incorporating premium ingredients from around the world - saffron from Turkey, acai berries from Brazil and natural flavorings developed right here in the US. We are committed to supply chain transparency and accountability.
THOUGHTFUL FORMULATION
Pairing chocolate with active nutraceuticals and clinically researched ingredients creates an indulgent and especially effective experience, as the natural healthy fats in the chocolate act as a carrier to improve bioavailability of the other ingredients. Each condition-specific bar has been crafted based on years of research and development.
UNCOMPROMISING DECADENCE
Have your chocolate and eat it too. Functional Chocolate bars are made with Dark Chocolate (60% cacao) that offers the best of both worlds - less fat, less sugar and more flavor. Crafted in Idaho from raw Fair Trade cacao, these bars are 100% plant based, vegan & gluten-free. We formulate with a focus on effectiveness, but never compromise on flavor.
PMS – Rhythm Chocolate: I, like most women, deal with PMS symptoms every month. Mine unfortunately tend to include both physical and emotional symptoms. The Functional Chocolate Company’s Rhythm Chocolate for PMS has changed my life! 2 squares, sometimes 3 or 4 if I am having severe symptoms, completely puts me in a much better state of mind emotionally, and also alleviates my physical issues like cramping, which also improves my mood. Thank you so much for this amazing product!
Alyssa P.
I’ve dealt with PMS my entire life and when I got into my 30s, it became dramatically worse. Severe bloating, irritability, and cramps that can bring me to my knees. One piece of the Rhythm chocolate - yes one piece - and within 20-30 minutes, my cramps would start to dissipate, I wouldn’t be snapping or crying over the littlest of things, and I wouldn’t feel like an overinflated balloon. Seriously, there’s magic in these chocolate bars. Midol doesn’t have anything on the Rhythm Functional Chocolate bar.
Sam B.
Anxious no more – Carefree Chocolate: This product is simply AMAZING! I suffer from anxiety and stress much more than the average person. I tried many products with some decent results, but nothing compares to this incredible formula. It is the BEST, and even better, I get to have an amazing piece of cool mint dark chocolate when I need to take something for my anxiety instead of a nasty oil, or capsule that makes me burp up the after taste, yuck! Thank you so much Functional Chocolate Co! I will recommend everyone I know to try your products. Customer for life! Carefree for life!
SJP
VaVaVoom!!! – Sexy Chocolate: Wow, just wow! I was starting to lose a bit of my libido, and just not experiencing some of the same feelings I had when I got intimate with my husband. I skeptically tried Sexy Chocolate, but was definitely hoping for the best…well, my hopes were answered. Without getting too descriptive, let’s just say that you would be doing yourself a disservice by not trying this product. The chocolate is amazing, the flavor is amazing, and the results from this complete list of enhancing herbs, vitamins, amino acids, and minerals is unparalleled. Not only do I thank you, but my husband does as well. We will definitely be buying this on a regular basis.
Andrea L.
Relief, finally – Hot Chocolate: You can call it what you want: the change, hot flashes, night sweats, or whatever, but it is definitely not called fun. My prayers were answered when I happened upon The Functional Chocolate Company’s Hot Chocolate! This amazing chocolate bar has changed my whole experience with Menopause. I feel great! If I start feeling some of my regular symptoms, I simply eat 2 or 3 squares of this delicious chocolate, and before I know it, I am no longer having any signs of why I took it to begin with…so, yes…it works!
I will be telling all of my friends that are going through this stage of their life about this product. There is nothing like it; I am just glad I found it, and even more glad that FunCho created it! Thank you FunCho Co.
Susan R.
Love, Love, Love This – Rhythm Chocolate: I have some months that are far worse than others as it relates to “That time of the month”, don’t we all? This bar of chocolate is an absolute game changer. The ingredients in this chocolate is like buying 10 different supplements for PMS, but is delivered in this delicious Ginger Snap Flavored Dark Chocolate, YUM! The results are fast, incredibly effective, and lasting. All I can say is thank you my friend for this amazing product, and please don’t ever stop making it! 😉
Angelica W.
Stress, what stress? – Carefree Chocolate: This product was tailor made for 2020. We all experience stress in our lives, but this year has put me over the edge. My inability to manage my stress was effecting all aspects of my life. Enter, Carefree Chocolate. This bar of chocolate with it’s amazing array of ingredients has been my savior. I am giving it to everyone I know that has been effected by stress, and they all love it, and thank me. Thank you so much FunCho! (maybe I can get a commission?)
Tim G.
A Primer on Functional Foods
What are functional foods? And why are we so passionate about them?
The FDA does not formally define “functional foods”. However, the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics explain functional foods as “whole foods along with fortified, enriched or enhanced foods that have a potentially beneficial effect on health when consumed as part of a varied diet on a regular basis at effective levels based on significant standards of evidence.”
Meanwhile, Katherine Zeratsky, R.D., L.D. of the Mayo Clinic more simply defines functional foods as “foods that have a potentially positive effect on health -- beyond basic nutrition.”
It turns out that the term Functional Foods is fairly broad, encompassing both foods that merely have a positive effect on health, as well as “fortified foods” which include additional ingredients to improve health, such as vitamins, minerals, probiotics or nutraceuticals.
