Functional Chocolate | Wellness That Tastes as Good as It Feels

Wellness has never been this sweet.

Functional Chocolate is crafted with rich, ethically sourced dark chocolate and powerful botanicals to support your well-being. From calmer days to restful nights and everything in between, our chocolate transforms wellness into something indulgent, delicious, and truly enjoyable.

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Painfree Chocolate
Painfree Chocolate
$7.89

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Sleepy Chocolate
Sleepy Chocolate
$7.89

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Carefree Chocolate
Carefree Chocolate
$7.89

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Sexy Chocolate
Sexy Chocolate
$7.89

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Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate
$7.89

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Rhythm Chocolate
Rhythm Chocolate
$7.89

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Brainy Chocolate
Brainy Chocolate
$7.89

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Energy Chocolate
Energy Chocolate
$7.89

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WELLNESS FOR WEE ONES

Why fight the “ew” face? Our Kids’ Line makes wellness easy, delicious, and something they’ll actually look forward to. With botanicals that mean business and chocolate that tastes like a treat, supporting your little ones has never been sweeter.

Funcho KIDS - Brainy Chocolate
Funcho KIDS - Brainy Chocolate
$16.99 Sale price ~~$17.99~~

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Funcho KIDS - Carefree Chocolate
Funcho KIDS - Carefree Chocolate
$16.99 Sale price ~~$17.99~~

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Funcho KIDS - Painfree Chocolate
Funcho KIDS - Painfree Chocolate
$16.99 Sale price ~~$17.99~~

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Funcho KIDS - Sleepy Chocolate
Funcho KIDS - Sleepy Chocolate
$16.99 Sale price ~~$17.99~~

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Care Packs

--four-bar sets thoughtfully crafted for everyday health realities. Enjoy each on its own or pair them to personalize your wellness journey with six indulgent squares per bar.

Treat yourself or someone you love today.

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Happy Family Set
Happy Family Set
$29.00 Sale price ~~$32.75~~

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Health Realities Care Pack
Health Realities Care Pack
$28.99 Sale price ~~$31.49~~

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Love Indulgence Care Pack
Love Indulgence Care Pack
$28.99 Sale price ~~$31.49~~

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Menopause Care Pack
Menopause Care Pack
$28.99 Sale price ~~$31.49~~

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BUNDLE & sAVE

Mix and match six or more functional chocolate bars and get 5% off. Want more savings? Bundle and Subscribe for 15% off! Personalize your wellness routine by choosing the bars that fit your needs and enjoy delicious, effective support every day.

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★★★★★

“Great flavor, even better impact!”

Erica R.
★★★★★

“This stuff is fantastic! The taste and the attributes. Will definitely be reordering. Great stuff.”

Kyle R.
★★★★★

“I can't say enough good things about my purchase. They were packaged beautifully and all of the chocolates I tried were delicious. And I appreciate the comfort and knowing the chocolate I'm eating has additional benefits for me.”

Matthew
★★★★★

“Really enjoyed the products from Functional Chocolate Company. We gave them as gifts to friends and family. Everyone liked the chocolate. I'll definitely be buying more.”

Fritz K.
★★★★★

“This chocolate is amazing. I never thought it would be so good. It's everything it's said to be and more.”

Sharron
★★★★★

“Fun easy gift idea for my boss.”

Liz C.
★★★★★

“This is literally my girlfriends favorite Chocolate. She's never had any other chocolate like this before. I think she is forever hooked.”

Charles P.